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The word of the day is Chiasmus.

Staring Contest

Is it I, who has you figured out?
Is it you, who has figured me out?
Of this, I am uncertain.

With this regard, we certainly are not certain, respectively.
Respectively, our regard with we we figure is certain to be irrespective.  

Yet, our irrespective certainties certainly regard respectivity.    

Assaulted

A watched pot never boils.... 

until..... you add salt. 

Remember that!

Bark blues

Dogs disturb the peace; solidarity eludes me. 
The yard is not my own; home just isn't home.